A Khazi Conundrum

A bit off-topic but I've been having a real moral dilemma.

I was shopping in Liverpool a few days ago and needed the toilet (for a number 2) so I had no choice but to use a public toilet.

Having a bit of time to make a decision I opted to pop into John Lewis for that ever-so-slightly-up-market-but-ultimately-just-thinking-I'm-more-upper-class-than-I-actually-am shitting experience.

Being a Saturday the women were queuing round the corner to use the crapper like it was in interval at a stand up comedy night. There were 2 blokes in the men's toilet (what is that all about by the way? Seriously! Why do women feel the need to all go to the toilet at the same time?)

Anyway I make my way into one of two cubicles in the gents toilet, I'm not concerned, this is John Lewis, not some venue on the live music circuit. All the usual refinements are there and so I happily take my rightful place on the throne.

Just as a side note the second thing I become aware of is that this toilet is seriously high. It's one of those "floating" ones that is connected to the wall and not the floor. I'm guessing the fitters got their measurements wrong because I'm a slightly taller than average guy and my feet were almost off the ground. I find this makes for a less effective pooing position. Anyway I digress...

The first thing I notice when my bum hits the seat is that...it's warm.

A quick check satisfies me that the seat is dry (of course it is. I always check and wipe the toilet seat with bog roll on the top and the underneath on every toilet before I sit on it, thems the rules!) but also that it's just a standard toilet seat i.e. It's not one of those fancy "warmed" seats.

Now we get to the crux of the matter.

See the sensation of sitting on a warm toilet seat is not at all unpleasant, but I'm always conflicted because, unless its a fancy warmed seat, the warmth I'm feeling on my ass has more than certainly been produced by the bare arse of another man.

So my question to you all, you blog-roll followers, is this:

Is it right to enjoy the sensation of a toilet seat warmed by the bare arse of another man?

Or am I right in thinking it's just a little bit "Urgh!"?