Hello everyone and welcome
to my Khazi Corner, my very own bog blog.
THE place to come for tinkle tweets
and shit statuses.
About Me:
I’m a rockstar in a
band based in Surrey and Hampshire and like many other performers out there I
get bouts of nerves before going on stage.
Many a rock and roll legend
has had their own before-gig routines or chill outs; things they do to focus
them and get them ready to wow the crowds.
I’d love to have one
of these rituals too but unfortunately, due to nerves, I just end up sitting on
(or hovering above in some cases) the toilet wondering when it will all end.
About this blog:
In my time performing
gigs all over the counties I’ve come to greatly appreciate the underrated
luxury of a good toilet. It’s bad enough that I find myself needing to visit
trap two before we go on stage but, depending on the size of the gig, sometimes
I have to have not just one, but multiple pre-shows. And if a toilet is lacking
the basics then what is already an unpleasant situation can quickly become unbearable.
I’ve decided to catalogue
my journey of the backstage thunder box, to let you join me in the unpleasant,
rejoice with me in the divine and laugh at me and my somewhat obsessive
compulsive disorder.
I’m also going to keep
the name of our band and my own name out of this blog. I’m going to be brutally
honest about the state of the shitters in all the venues we play. And I’d hate
to be banned from playing a venue just because I dissed their dunny.
So, here we go…
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